"To avoid offending anybody, the school dropped religion altogether and started singing about the weather. At my son's school, they now hold the winter program in February and sing increasingly non-memorable songs such as
‘Winter Wonderland,’ ‘Frosty the Snowman,’ and — this is a real song — ‘Suzy Snowflake,’ all of which is pretty funny because we live in Miami. A visitor from another planet would assume that the children belonged to the Church of Meteorology."
Dave Barry in his "Notes on Western Civilization" (Chicago Tribune Magazine, July 28, 1991)