If You Ever Want to See Your Mother Again - A Funny Christmas Story - Author Unknown

A small boy was writing a letter to God about the Christmas presents he badly wanted. "I've been good for six months now." he wrote. But after a moment's reflection he crossed out "six months" and wrote "three months." After a pause that was crossed out and he put "two weeks." There was another pause and that was crossed out too. He got up from the table and went over to the nativity scene that had the figures of Mary and Joseph. He picked up the figure of Mary, wrapped it gently in a cloth, and put it in a drawer in his room. He then went back to his writing and started again: "Dear God, if ever you want to see your mother again.!"