There was the little boy who approached Santa in a department store with
a long list of requests. He wanted a bicycle and a sled, a chemical set,
a cowboy suit, a set of trains, a baseball glove and roller skates.
"That's a pretty long list," Santa said sternly. "I'll have to check in
my book and see if you were a good boy."
"No, no," the youngster said quickly. "Never Mind checking. I'll just
take the roller skates."